![]() "You have to put off being young until you can retire." –Unknown.If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” –Mark Twain "When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money." –Chi Chi Rodriguez.“What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Retired.” –Unknown."My father calls acting 'a state of permanent retirement with short spurts of work.'" –Chris Pine."Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese." –Gene Perret.So I do it three or four times a day." –Gene Perret "I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work."Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, 'Hi, Honey, I'm home-forever.'" –Gene Perret."He who laughs last at the boss's jokes probably isn't far from retirement." –Unknown.They aren't going to get rid of me that way." –Betty White "When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch." –R.C."A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job." –Ella Harris."The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does." –Unknown.It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it." –Gene Perret "I see retirement as just another of these reinventions, another chance to do new things and be a new version of myself." –Walt Mossberg.“Retirement is wonderful if you have two essentials – much to live on and much to live for.” –Unknown.“Don't simply retire from something have something to retire to.” –Harry Emerson Fosdick.“Retire from work, but not from life.” –M.K.“The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things.” –Susan Miller.“You are never too old to set a new goal or dream a new dream.” –C.S.It's the life in your years.” –Abraham Lincoln “And in the end it's not the years in your life that count."Retire from your job, but never retire your mind." –Unknown. ![]() "Retirement is the only time in your life when time no longer equals money." –Unknown."For many, retirement is a time for personal growth, which becomes the path to greater freedom." –Robert Delamontague."Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save." –Will Rogers.Some call it 'retirement.' I call it bliss." –Betty Sullivan "There is a whole new kind of life ahead, full of experiences just waiting to happen.It is the beginning of the open highway." –Unknown "Retirement is not the end of the road."Often when you think you're at the end of something, you're at the beginning of something else." –Fred Rogers.We want to hear from you! Tell us your crazy mom adventure stories. Thanks for joining us on this crazy MOM adventure. CLICK here to read travel quotes from some of our favorite travel bloggers. Love quotes? We do, too! Add YOUR favorite quote to the comment below and we’ll add it. May your coffee be strong and your nap time long.Ĭleaning house with the kids at home is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. Nothing is really lost until mom can’t find it. If a woman speaks and no one listens, her name is probably Mom. I love that one more.īecoming a mother makes you realize you can do almost anything with one hand. If exercising patience burned calories, I’d be a Victoria Secret model by now! ![]() That’s why I became a mom.īehind every mom is a full basket of dirty laundry. You know you’re a mom when you understand why Momma Bear’s porridge was cold. Are you feeling wise today? Want to feel wise today? Get a chuckle out of these funny words of wisdom and pass along to any friends who also need a little bit of humor and wisdom in their life!
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